Did you watch the ESPYS last night? We did. I mean, we had to. Joel said he could make our paychecks go away and that he would know if we didn’t watch. He wasn’t lying either. He knows everything.
The good news is we’re glad we watched because our benevolent ruler and overlord KILLED it last night. He did great. Just like we knew he would. Unfortunately, not everyone felt the way we did. In the latest episode of the ESPN series 30 For 30 sports stars and entertainment luminaries gathered to tell Joel they thought he kind of sucked…real bad.
God I hope he knows I watched the show. I really need my check this week.
Congrats on the ESPYS, Joel. All joking aside, you were great.
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